Saturday, April 15, 2017

12 Excuses For Why Food Is My Significant Other

1. When I'm angry, it fills my belly and soul.
2. I'm a sucker for the smell.
3. That first bite of fresh pasta twirled around the tines of my fork.
4. It cannot hurt me.
5. It will not let me down.
6. I'm a sucker for the meld of savory and sweet.
7. While it can be a mess in bed, I get to kick it out afterward with no hard feelings.
8. Pasta makes me happy.
9. I'm a sucker for cheese.
10. I look forward to the foreplay.
11. It is always better with wine.
12. I like to replace feelings with calories.

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